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"Sweetie, if you hear a loud noise outside when they take me away, you need to grab the heavy green rock in your dress and throw it at the wall."
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After coming to r/TwoSentenceHorror I learned there are a lot more people with psychotic tendencies than I thought
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When I heard in a radio about school shooting happening in my son's school, I drove there as fast as I could, with one thought on my mind...
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Healers are so annoying, always keeping your from your kill streaks, so I felt good when I finally killed the medic of the opposite color
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After the former CEO nearly bankrupted the company, the board and I decided to give him a golden parachute.
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